- Antibiotics don't work anymore, with the swine flu and advanced bacteria.
- The internet is so lag-filled that it's quicker carving your calculations.
- Horse-drawn carts are cheaper to run than wormholes.
- The Spoof! is making satirical articles that madden people in living in caves.
- There are so many enviromental laws we have to live in caves to obey them.
- People are becoming so paranoid about swine flu that they are beginning to live in caves
- Due to the credit crunch people can't affford houses and thus move into caves
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