Seven Reasons why the Future is Primitive

Written by Holomanga

Wednesday, 20 May 2009

  1. Antibiotics don't work anymore, with the swine flu and advanced bacteria.
  2. The internet is so lag-filled that it's quicker carving your calculations.
  3. Horse-drawn carts are cheaper to run than wormholes.
  4. The Spoof! is making satirical articles that madden people in living in caves.
  5. There are so many enviromental laws we have to live in caves to obey them.
  6. People are becoming so paranoid about swine flu that they are beginning to live in caves
  7. Due to the credit crunch people can't affford houses and thus move into caves

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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