The Lesson

Written by Mr. Bmst

Sunday, 30 August 2009

The Lesson
Looking out of a sky-blue window,
A parting among the clouds,
Using a thunderbolt like a needle
Pointing out places on a map,-which is real

All the power of the galaxy
In a jar marked 'Universe'
That tadpoles used to swim in.

The way to make ant-people cower
By just blowing on the sea a bit,
Drowning the surrounding land...

A typical Environment lesson ;
Even as far away as Jupiter
They study us, studying them.

We are looking out at them
They are looking in at us
If we are not both careful
A war instead of peace.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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