Carol Ann Duffy gets modern

Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 24 May 2009

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Nothing to do with the story............

Dear Candidate,

I hope you don't mind,
but I have recycled the flyer
that you put through my door.

I did read it,
but it only contained
all of the promises
you made before.

D'ya get me?
D'ya get me?
Cos I'm is talkin' to you.
D'ya get me?
D'ya get me, brethren?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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