Area 51 - Aliens held as prisoners- The Mr X files

Written by SPECTRUM

Friday, 17 July 2009

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Area 51 in Nevada is one of the most secretive places on the planet and is believed to be a test area for the US air force.

A former employee at the Area 51 facility known to us as JIM has had a meeting with our investigative reporter Mr X.

Jim told us that he worked at the facility for 6 years where they tested new technology which is even more advanced than the technology used in the mobile phones and computers we have today. One day Jim was given some equipment to take down to the basement where he had never been before.

When Jim went down to the basement he put the equipment on the table where he was told to leave it but just as he was about to go back upstairs he noticed a red door marked private. Being curious Jim approached the door and as there was no one around he sneaked in to have a look.

What he saw shocked him so much he was frozen to the spot. There were 7 jail cells on the left hand side of the door when he went inside and he noticed in the front two cells small grey frail looking creatures lying on the floor they looked ill and there did not appear to be any furniture or food in the cell that they were in. Jim quickly realised he should not be there and quickly left closing the door behind him.

There may well have been creatures in all the cells but Jim never ventured far from the door once it was open and can only confirm that he saw two of them. Jim quickly returned upstairs but never mentioned this to his boss or anyone else at the facility.

He left his job there some months later and is still in shock to this day about what he witnessed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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