Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Sax Appeal

Many couples write to me asking how they can maintain a happy and healthy relationship. I tell them about the Joy of Sax. I first discovered the Joy of Sax when Dr Alex Comfort-Break showed me his horn. He said that if you played a tune on your horn life would never be dull again. And he was right.

Get your partner to wrap their lips around your reed. Get them to give you a blow. a good big blow. At the same time allow their fingers to move enthusiastically over your horn.

Yes, the Joy of Sax. Coax some jazz from your horn today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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