Wife's Bedroom Antics

Funny story written by Piglet

Thursday, 2 July 2009

A man paid his money to learn how to drive like a real wizard. And then he met the instructor man who was a chief wizard. And then they got into the car that was shaped liked a big broomstick with windows and doors.


And then the instructor asked the man to check his rear-view and wing-mirrors and make sure the broomstick was in neutral. And then the man did that. And then the instructor told the man to look all around and re-check his mirrors before releasing the clutch and handbrake and slowly depressing the accelerator. And then the man did that.

And then they were off. And then the instructor started asking the man questions about himself. And the man seemed happy to answer because he felt relaxed and comfortable with the instructor.


And then the instructor asked about the man's wife. And then the man said she was a beautiful lady. And then the instructor asked for her name and address. And then the man gave him it even though he thought it seemed weird at the time.

And then the man passed his test with flying colours and was now able to drive on the road in his broomstick like a proper wizard.


And then the man went home. And then when he came in the door he noticed that there were clothes on the stairs. And then he picked them up as he went up the stairs. And then he collected his wife's dress, knickers, his wife's bra, and so on and so on.

And then the man approached the bedroom door. And then the man could hear the bed squeaking and voices inside. And then the man's throat went dry and his heart began to beat very fast. And then he cautiously placed his hand on the door to slide it open.


And then the man pushed open the door. And then the man was shocked. And then the man heard a big loud "Surprise!" coming from his wife.
And then the man saw the driving instructor wizard bouncing up and down on the bed wearing a party hat and his wife in bed with a big cake that said 'Well Done Man' written on it.
And then the man realised that his wife and the instructor had thrown a special party to celebrate his getting his wizard license. And then they all ate the cake and celebrated like it was 1999 - except that it was 2009.

And then the end.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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