Ode to Daschle and Obama on the Eve of Their Mutual Embarassment
Daschle, the Cabinet-hopeful, said,
"To hell with paying the tax.
I'm huge, I'm great, I'm God's Gift
So I'll just 'phony' the facts."
Obama said, "Fine with me,"
'Til he was hurt by all the fuss,
That's when he picked up Daschle
And threw him under the bus.
The End
