Written by The SSaint

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Katie Holmes has finally come clean and revealed the secret behind her super scientology diet, which was reportedly hubby Cruise's idea.

"The main ingredient in the diet is fresh air, and you can throw in some water and common sense into the equation as well!"

She was speaking to our LA correspondent this morning, when she gave out the secret to her success:

"The only thing you have to get into your mind is, 'Food is Bad, and skinny is sexy' then it actually works itself out. Sure you get hungry, and sure your digestive juices start dissolving your intestines, but who needs a liver anyway? I need to look at my best when Tom goes for his knee implants...

He got the idea from Marlon Wayans in the movie 'White Chicks' it's actually so obvious, if you are too short get your knees done!"

This reporter does not know about the knees and the not eating, but at least her heart is in the right place...out of reach of those digestive juices that is.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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