Lesbian pushed over the edge

Funny story written by mandy

Friday, 17 April 2009

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My head is twisted in this story!

I was walking down a sidewalk when suddenly this girl comes out of nowhere and started kissing my best friend, and at first I thought she was a lesbian too. But actually it turns out she had a crush on me and missed and hit my friend and trust me I'm not a lesbian. Anyway she turned around pulled my arm took me all the way to her house pulled my pants down threw me in her bed took my shirt off and like raped me it was so nasty!

Finnaly I got her to stop kicked her in her face and her mom walked in on her and then her mom had sex with her! I left of course but me and my friends spied on her to try to figure out who it was EMILY KLINE!!!

Eww so nasty but yea that is an experience that was soooo nasty!I absolutely hated it!


- Mary and p.s. I am NOT A LESBIAN!!!

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