Written by norma snockers

Monday, 30 March 2009

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I wonder how many Sheep she has counted?

... You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

... No one will start rumors about how much you sleep.

... You won't complain in the morning about not getting any.

... You don't have to pay for sleep.

... You don't need to sleep after sleeping.

... Sleep can last a good eight hours.... or even more!

... You can sleep in church.

... While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.

... Your teddy bear never complains.

... It's legal to sleep in any position in whichever country you live in.

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