Why Juggling Is Better Than Sex

Written by norma snockers

Sunday, 29 March 2009

Hey!

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Why Juggling Is Better Than Sex
It doesn't matter what colour your balls are!

... You don't need a partner to juggle.

... Having blue balls isn't a bad thing.

... You don't have to worry about how many other people your partner has juggled with.

... Jugglers aren't judged by the size of their balls.

... You don't have to wear protection.

... You don't have to worry if your juggling partner is a minor.

... After juggling, you can do it again right away.

... Easier to keep balls in the air for long periods of time.

... Don't need nine months to recover from a mistake.

... When you finish, your balls are just as hard as when you started.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more