Written by GROGER

Friday, 12 December 2008

Greetings earthlings; this is yet another of my very entertaining and highly informative ramblings, imbued with a virtual plethora of yada yas. I know how very excited you all are to be reading this ramble.....I can see that your middle finger is poised precariously over that delete key....well don't even think about it, or I give your name to Scarpo. You all know Scarpo right?..no,..well thats your problem,isnt it?...like I was saying this is an authentic Groger ramble. What? Well of course I have the data to back that claim...what the hell do you take me for??

Now, where was I before I was so rudely inturupted by you? Oh yea, here I am. Now I want to talk,...well ok, ramble about COMMUNICATION...now hold on, don't hit that D key yet,I fully realize that that is one of those really big words,and I agree that big words are a pain in the ass,however,......HEY!,pay attention! no one said you could take a nap...do that on your own time,...crap,there you go getting me all off the subject again. Where was I....dirty laundry? no....Kikm when ther up?...no Kikm when their down?....thats it! COMMUNICATION.

Now I know this concept is somewhat anachronistic to many of you..no, I will not name names..however, it does demand a certain sense of perspicacity, and I know you all have that. It also requires one to interpret some message and respond. As we all know, typing in the persons name at the beginning of the e mail, well that can be a real bitch of a chore,depending on how many letters are in the first name.With that said, why are you ass umming that emails are the preferred form of communication? I know...you all ran out of cell phone minutes right? Yea, right. Remember when we use to lick those yummy stamps and put them on something called,.envelopes? Does anyone still use those? I know I stopped after my first paper cut.

Anyway, down through history, the big C,you know the rest..don't make me spell it out for you..again,this Communication thing was at the top of the Kings to do list. So...are you one of them??Are you a communicator? or perhaps an ex communicator. I think this ramble has gone on quite long enough. Do forgive me if I have been redundant..or trite..but then..I don't really care. I hope all of you do your very level best to communicate...and try to avoid certain words like...whatever.

This is solely the work of Groger. It is not directed at any individual or group,besides..you can't prove it, even if it was..Yada Ya..

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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