Written by PP Rega

Friday, 12 December 2008

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What Makes The Illinois Governor Wake Up at Night in a Cold, Wet Sweat When the Demons Come

There once was a Governor named Blagojevich
Whose well-oiled politics hummed till there came a glitch

He tried a Senate seat to sell
For that he may be going to jail

Where he'll oil his cell-mates' backs whenever they get an itch.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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