Written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 7 December 2008

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I can't believe I actually DRANK that crap! Ewe! Yuck!

EARTH - It's over. Satire has been displaced. Reality is the new satire. Who can compete with ludicrous regular true news stories? Satire artists are retiring in droves, being replaced by sophomoric morons spewing banal vulgar drivel found in today's "real" news.

There was a time when one would could get some comfort from exaggerating the truth to make it comfortably more terrible than reality, lending a warm comfort to the horrible reality mankind endures day-to-day.

But now, after hearing that there really IS something called 'anal whitewash', after first hearing about it on TheSpoof, I am flabbergasted.

There is no way any longer to think of anything more terrible than what we all 'enjoy' in our sodden lives today.

As people of the Earth plunge into a new dark-age, how can the plight of billions be exaggerated, and thus made to seem not so bad?

OK. Here you go. Just thought of something. Suppose TheSpoof were to shut down because no one could think of anything worse than reality? It's happening. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow. NOW THAT'S HORRIBLE!

That is so terrible. There. You must feel bettor now.
Reality is suddenly good again. You can still read TheSpoof.com.

So go ahead, drink as much anal whitewash as you want. Bathe in aspartame. It can't be as bad as not having some good parts of TheSpoof to read.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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