It turns out that satire, once a healthy, adult piece of fun, poking fun at everything and anything, is now scaring American children.
Speaking from somewhere online, a 76 year-old grandfather of eight, in New Mexico, said: 'All we wanted was to make fun of other people across the world, but when they made fun of us, we burst into tears, and starting sucking our thumbs, why can't those Europeans stop satirising us?'
A spokesperson for the White Outside House, speaking in a British language, said: 'Er, um.' Others have been even more critical about Americans not allowing satire against themselves, like spoilt little children, and a certain Mr. Vladimiri Putin, the controller of America, said this: 'Da.'
But humour bypass specialist, Docktor Henree Keesinger,well known Nazi, and 53rd President of the United States of British Colonies, said: 'Vot eez humour? I never met a Yank who could laugh at themselves, zay are all cheeldren.'
Mrs. Thatcher, who helped turn America into the joke it now is, added: 'Bye, bye, blackbird.' George 'Cheetah'
Bush was unavailable for comment, as he can't speak the language of England.
