Written by Fish

Monday, 24 November 2008

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The New Secretary

Washington DC-- Hillary Clinton was very excited over the weekend. She received the nod from Barack Obama to become the nation's next Secretary of State. The dim-witted senator from New York was a little uncertain about her new job responsibilities though, and spoke with the BBBC about her feelings.

"I'm a little scared about the new job. I know a little shorthand and filing and stuff. I can only type about 30 words per minute. I hope that's enough!" said the confused Clinton.

Hillary noted she took some secretarial courses in high school, but that was 50 years ago.

"I guess the secretarial job is different these days. There's all that internet stuff too. I guess I'll need to learn emailing and all that computer junk." sighed the silly senator.

Hillary is somewhat shy about meeting her new boss too.

"Do you think Mr. State is nice?? I hope so. That sure is a funny last name. I guess he lives in a state somewhere. Sure hope I'm a good secretary of Mr. State." pined the pathetic pantsuit-wearing pachyderm.

Hillary says she plans to brush up on some secretarial skills today.

"I answered my own phone today for the first time in twenty years! I sharpened some pencils! And I made some microwave coffee too!" boasted the brainless brontosaurus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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