Written by PP Rega

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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"There's a reason why I'm standing behind this podium."

Now that Hillary Clinton has been "tapped" by Obama cronies to be his Secretary of State, concerns about the nomination are being raised with regard to her hubby, Bill. Since the end of his Presidency, Bill Clinton has carved out a path to immortality by developing foundations and fostering causes for the good of the global population.

Global warming? He's against it. Slaughtering baby seals. He's against it. Useless calories. He's against it. Wanton sex? "Well, let's not get carried away," he confesses to trusted buddies.

Meanwhile, a cursory examination of his travels, lectures, and consultations has revealed that the former President and current "do-gooder" has done quite well financially and otherwise. For example, his current fee for anything is $1,000,000 and 1000 Viagra pills per day.

According to anonymous sources deep in the bowels of the future Obama administration, the Democrats have no problem with Bill's monetary reward. However, it's the perpetual supply of Viagra that is upsetting many. Said one Senator who requested anonymity, "The bastard has been screwing us for years and it looks like it's not going to stop anytime soon."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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