Dere Magizeen Editer,
Big Larry, a guy who think he so smart tell me you wooden put my letter in your magizeen paper. Big Larry always using them big words like this passed Tuesday and make me feel stupid.
"You are a traw-glow-dite," Big Larry say, and then he smile like he so much better than me or my grown boy, Nimrod, like when he win at checkers. Or him and Doomer Felps "Ha ha ha ing" all the time over Bingo game.
As I waz riting this to the Spoff Magizeen, Big Larry tail me he was still being unabashedly supercilious. Then he won't tell me, Carry Jane Elmore, won't even tell me what big word mean tho he spell it out for me and my boy, Nimrod. I copyed it down as he spell it. There such a thang as unabashedly supercilious?
Nimrod say he thanks it's dirty and what some people do after gittin married behind bedroom dores. If I rote a bad word, I sorry.
Sin....ooops....bad word..synceerly yores
Carry Jane Elmore.
