Written by carina-eta

Thursday, 2 October 2008

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Fick? Oo U Callin Fick?

Ed Uca-shone offish shoals have two day banned spellling tests from skools after pew pills found them dissed dressing.

A resent report has outlined the facked that most chilled wren get sick bee four a test, Patrick U Lee bee four a spellling test. Maths tests dont have the Sam E Fecked.

The Ed Uca-shone Comety two day said that the Haveridge pew pill found the tests "un ness er serrilee dissed dressed full."

As a rezult the tests will now get band.

A hed master commented," The hi sens of fay leer when a pew pill has lo litter arsey can leed to stress real hated elf problems."

The report dusernt matter tho becos sewn know wun will bee a bull two reed it.

Unless its converted inn two tecks speech.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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