An unidentified Indian kid who alleges that he is a 'Spelling Bee' champion has been discovered to actually not be able to spell at all. However he does posses a very good vocabulary when it comes to vile and abusive language.
He wrote "i am one of the toppers in my 10th grade class, have one of the best vocabularys, am much butter a writor than you(which goes right at the bottim of my assets list) and am a city lever spelling bee champ...so keep your smelly ass outta here, why don't you go f-u-c-k some of those sheapp in your farm, that oughta do you some good"
Indian educational authorities are appalled at the dim witted boys attempts at spelling and his disgusting language.
"The boy is a disgrace to Indian youth and we are ashamed that he seems to represent our culture as a writer. On behalf of his parents and friends we apologise for his poor use of English, temper and vile language."
