Written by rfreed

Saturday, 15 November 2008

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Condeleeza thinks to herself,

The Bush boys were sitting around Cheney's undisclosed location, trying to figure out what to do with the rest of their lives and getting wasted on Manhattens. Karl Rove was checking out the Washington Post want ads.

"It looks like the National Enquirer needs a writer, someone who can make up stories about famous people and make them seem real. It would be a huge cut in pay, but there would be more people to attack from the safety of an office than in government work. Plus they have good lawyers to protect me."

Condeleeza Rice was sitting on the fringes, hoping that Cheney wouldn't get soused and try to grope her like he did the last time. "Putin needs someone with the expertise to help run a shadow government where the real leader is not obvious. He believes my experience will make up for my inability to speak Russian."

Cheney stated "That's good, little sister!" sounding like John Wayne when greased. "I'll take a step down and do something fun for a change.Guantanamo needs water-boarding technique instructors. It will be a lot less pay but more job satisfaction."

Meanwhile Rumsfield was out on the street collecting pop cans for recycling and Collin Powell was busy writing his autobiography- "Being The Oreo In With All The Crackers".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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