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Monday, 3 November 2008

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This is the only testimony Bush gave at the Supreme Court hearings on the word Fuck

Lexicographers have been tracking the term for centuries. Who could question their curiosity? Imagine a tool that could perform eight tasks! And so grammerians can't keep their fucking research off of the word FUCK!

It's a verb meaning at least to pierce and usually in a sexual way, though there are exceptions as in: "Bush fucked America royally!" It can be a noun as in : "What the fuck did Bush do to America?!" A gerundive use can be observed in : "Fucking up America seemed to be Bush's goal in life!"

The versatile word can be an adjective as in: "What a fucking mess Bush made of his Presidency!" An adverbial utilisation can be seen in: " How will America ever recover from the fuckingly bad job Bush did!?" It's an interjection: Fuck! Is Bush an idiot!?" Grammerians are still searching for ways to use the word as a conjunction and a preposition.Some fucking questionable proposals include: Bush really destroyed and "fucked-over" America in the verbal-prepositional category and as a conjunction: " Bush fuckand Cheney fuckand Rumsfeld screwed America."

The Supreme Court case is aimed at determining whether every use of the term is truly sexual. The above illustrations are offered as proof against the FCC brief that says Yes. Most people especially Laura Bush will acknowledge that any sentence using the word Bush which refers to President George W Bush cannot be construed as even remotely related to the very fun fucking thing we call sex.

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Topics: Language, fuck




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