Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 23 October 2008

image for McCain and Palin ('Mac & Rack') To Record A Rap CD
The new non-copyable CD by Mac & Rack 'Unplugged, Combed-Over, and Clueless'

LOS ANGELES, California - Sony BMG Music in conjunction with Hip Hop Hip Hip Hooray Records has just announced that they have signed Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin to a $5 million recording contract. McCain and Palin have already agreed to go into the recording studio on November 5, and start working on the 10-song Rap CD.


1. We Ain't Witches, We Ain't Bitches, We Just Be A White Couple Who Got Lots And Lots Of Riches

2. My Friends, Get Down Like It's Halle Berry

3. Rappin' All Night To The Moose Blasting Blues

4. Pimpin' My Snowmobile

5. We Be Gettin' It On, On The Frozen Lawn

6. I Love You To Pieces, Cause You Had My Name Tattooed On Your Tundra Thighs

7. I Got Your Salmon Salami , You Got My Tuna Booty

8. Navaho, Arapaho, Harlem Ho, Heidi Ho, And Santa's Ho, Ho, Ho, Just Seven Little Holiday Rap Rappin' Ho's

9. You Betcha, I Betcha, If You Run, I Getcha

10. The 'Hey Bitch' How About You Fetchin' Me Another Bud Light Rapalicious Rap

(Credits: John McCain and Sarah Palin would like to express their pre-thanks to the following: Lil Wayne, Ice-T, Busta Rhymes, Kanye West, Key West, Wild West, Alicia Keys, Snoopy Doggy Dog, Kitty Kit Kat Kitty Kitty, LL Cool J, Katie 'Kool K' Couric, Master P, P Funk, G Funk, Grand Funk, Puff Daddy, Puff Mommy and their two Puff Babies, Salt-N-Pepa, Paprika-N-Peppercorn, Pretzel-N-Pumpernickel, Halle Berry, The Buckwheat Pancakes Boogie Boogie Boyz, The West Coast Hip Hop Turntable Gangsta Guys, The East Coast Hip Hop Drum Machine Ghetto Guys, Melba Toast, Wolf 'Bow Wow' Blitzer, The Zulu Zebra Catering Service, The NBA, The Bronx Breakdancing Breakdancers Local #403, Michelle 'The First Mama' Obama, Larry 'The Suspenders' King, The Harlem Globetrotters, Oprah Winfrey, Pamela 'Busta Bust' Anderson, and Anderson 'Bling Bling' Cooper. )

(Ingredients: Letters, numbers, punctuation marks, and natural flavors)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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