Written by Pointer

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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E-Bay E- Sonograms to sell preborn fetus

E-bay the E-Auction block for trash and treasures had its first offer of a live unborn baby this week.

A family named Palin placed an unborn child up for bids. The come on talked about the sacred life of the fetus, an unfit mother and immature father and grandparents who were just too busy ruining other people's lives to get involved with another whining irresponsible citizen.

Bids came in slowly as potential buyers asked about the health and heritage of the mother. One interested party, called just Cain, mocked the concern over the health of the mother calling it the biggest excuse since the fetus' father whined about blue balls.

As for the heritage of the parentage, E-bay released a disclaimer that told potential bidders that the webauct would take no responsibility for deformities caused by incest or PTSD.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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