Kate Moss' Rules for Proper Dress!

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Saturday, 11 October 2008


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Kate Moss, Model Extraordinaire, has revealed to thespoof.thelook her secrets of fashion:

Rule One: Starve Yourself

Rule Two: After you starve yourself, don't have anything to eat.

Rule Three: Don't forget the pills, diuretics, ipecac syrup and lots of speed

Rule Four: Rehab is a storehouse of fashion looks!

Rule Five: Remember , vertical stripes can make you disappear

Rule Six: Horizontal stripes can make you reappear

Rule Seven: Diet after you reappear

Rule Eight: Show your naked breasts so people think that you are a twelve year old boy

Rule Nine: Pose with a naked twelve year old boy so people suspect that he is a girl

Rule Ten: If you have followed my first nine rules, you'll be dead soon so you don't have anything to worry about. Jesus will give you a new body and you can return to rule one...

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