American Bail Out

Written by disciple

Thursday, 25 September 2008

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The American Bail Out is just what America needs. A Massive 700 billion dollar attempt to devalue the dollar and create more debt will free up the financial markets of Bankers, so they can continue to engage in risky practices and unethical techniques.

Many people think reform and regulation is the answer, not for America, risk and uncertainty only works in this Nation.

Capitalism works best when the government is ready to step in with Socialistic interventions. China would probably execute their Bankers if they almost ruined the entire economy, but in America we give everybody a second chance and now we are giving the Bankers a second chance to collapse the economy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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