Political Campaign Songs - "Saracuda"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 8 September 2008

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Political Campaign Songs - "Saracuda"1970s rock band Heart, led by sisters, Ann and Nancy Wilson have made it perfectly clear to the Republican Party that they do not want them using their 1977 hit song "Barracuda" as Gov. Palin's theme song.

The sisters reportedly stated that if the Republican vice-presidential candidate, who prides herself as being a hockey mom, a moose hunter, an ice fisherman, a snowmobiler, and an expert high-powered rifle marksman should instead use a song that is more in keeping with her naturesque personality. A business associate for the Wilson sisters suggested that Mrs. Palin perhaps should consider using the Spencer Davis Group's 1967 hit song "I'm A Man."

In a related story regarding "Salmon Sarah's" Republican convention joke about the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull being lipstick; representatives from Revlon, Maybelliene, and Cover Girl are considering taking legal action against Sarah Louise Heath Palin aka "The Alaskan Queen."

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