Written by Kent Pete

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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Maintain a positive attitude and things will naturally flow your way this week. Tell a few jokes [not the one about the baseball bat and the care home assistant], and keep things light and energetic. You will find that you can multi-task very well, and that you have the built-in ability to make everyone around you smile.

Don't shy away from things, move toward them. Put away your self-doubt that has lingered ever since that road traffic accident last month. If her parents had enough time to fit stabilizers on the bike surely they should have thought about the lights as well!

Further with Mercury now communicating with Venus you should be thinking of starting that orthodontic treatment that you have been putting off for so long. Let's face it, the over bite is never going to come back into fashion.

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Topics: horoscopes

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