Written by Kent Pete

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

image for Your Horoscope : Libra

You certainly are in a strange mood this week, Librans.

True, things have been running unusually smoothly for you the past few days, but be careful not to fool yourself. Pride comes before a fall, as they say. With Jupiter's moon's entering Saturn, a Schizophrenic breakdown is a distinct possibilty. However, relax. Recent developments in neuroleptic medications have now reduced the demonic voices to a near whisper and as long as you prepare for the occasional debilitating tactile hallucination you should be able to live an independent life away from the institutions that your cousin grew up in.

For all you drug addicted Librans beware! The extremely dry summer in Afghanistan has adversely affected poppy production and this will greatly increase the price of street heroin sometime next week. If you have the funds stock up now while you can.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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