Written by Kent Pete

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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Aries

The once a year visit of the new moon to your partnership chart makes romance a probability. Put more simply, if you play your cards right it should be 'furry beard time' from now till Good Friday.

On a more cautious note if you have a best friend called either Ian or Lisa be careful. The wilful planet Saturn is in their cusp and consequently they are more than likely to contract a serious bacterial infection. Give it a few weeks for the antibiotics to kick in and even then perhaps limit contact to the occasional phone call.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: horoscopes




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