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Wednesday, 17 September 2008

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Scorpio

There are days when you will feel truly wonderful this week Scorpio. If you are thinking about changing careers my advice to you is 'Go for it'. With the Moon entering Pluto success is virtually guaranteed. I'd go as far as to tell your present boss to stick his job up his fat arse.

Similarly, if you are contemplating leaving your partner and kids for that young dental nurse you have been seeing, there is no better time to do it. Let's face it , you have been in a loveless marriage for years and the evidence connecting lack of sex with testicular cancer is now unequivocal .

If you should suffer from any residual guilt about leaving your wife with three young kids simply drink more. There is nothing quite like a bottle of Vodka to put you in the right and your partner in the wrong.

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