Todd The Enforcer

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 15 September 2008

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Wasilla librarian's former hat

Most people find it hard to take a person named Todd seriously, especially when they tell you they are an enforcer.

Sarah Palin's snowshoe rental magnate hubbie, Todd found it no different. That was until he broke his first two kneecaps (on the same tax withholding old lady).

Soon respect flowed freely as the Govhubbie lobbied for his wife's programs and policies with guns, knives and a hatchet/hammer.

Todd took out a perverted librarian with a crossbow and scalped the Museum of Natural History's director. When his former brother-in-law made divorce proceedings difficult for Governor Sarah's sister, he was found frozen inside an ice sculpture. Rumor has it that his ambitious wife has given Enforcer Todd a new hit list.

A source close to believes that a certain former POW may be at the top of the list.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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