Bill Clinton & The Lipsticked Pig

Funny story written by PP Rega

Thursday, 11 September 2008

Advice Bill Clinton Should Have Received Before Assuming The Presidency

"You can put lipstick on a pig,
But she's still a pig"
Is a lesson
Moms to their sons
Should be teaching.

Had Bill Clinton
Heard this advice
Before meeting Monica
There would have been
No impeaching.

The End

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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