Clinton: Life After the Primaries

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Sunday, 8 June 2008

Many people are wondering as to what is next for Hillary Clinton now that she is no longer a candidate for President. Actually Clinton has several options available that she can pursue.

First she could stay in the Senate and pick up a new hobby like collecting super delegate trading cards. She could start her own line of pants suits, maybe in an effort to connect with the blue collar demographic and become a truck driver.

And if all else fails and she decides to leave the world of politics, she can always become an exotic dancer/ call girl. With the way politicians in Washington love their women on the side she could easily make a killing in Washington.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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