To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

Written by mosc

Monday, 14 April 2008

Whether tis freedom limited to rhetoric and laughter,
To ignore centralized economic planning
Or to take up the pen and coin outrage
By opposing the Federal Reserve - our Central Bank.

On the eve of Christmas past,
While Congressmen contemplated their vacations
Clever and wiley coyotes, with a stroke of new law
Erased free banking from American tradition.

Ho Ho Ho doth cry Santa, welcome the european alliance!
Shoo dear Teddy, me thinkest thou protesteth to much.
The Robber barons do not hate America,
Rather they lust greed and money.

Fair Wilson, who bears your cross, whips and scorns
Under your fine watch, the neglected Constitution
Became antiquated and disdained by President's thereafter
Washington's fine council, America abandoned.

Brave spirit of Freedom, who clipped your wings
Destiny's course changed, America joined europe's wars.
Wall Street bemoaned its terrible fall
Arise O savior, sainted FDR.

This crippled giant, who's socialist light doth shine
Soft you now ... O Freedom Nymph
The Corporate Press shouts in pius democratic speech
Be all my sins ... Remembered.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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