Harry Potter To Realese Rap Song.

Written by Sophie Jayne

Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Potter's new single

Harry Potter affectionately known as the chosen one, has found himself with nothing to do ever since defeating the dark lord. The famous wizard has decided to realise a rap foretelling the story of his life.

Here it goes.....

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I d like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the Wizard of a school called Hogwarts.

4 Privet Drive born and raised
In a cupboard is where I spent most of my days
crying, screaming, not relaxing all cool
And getting shouted at by my uncle outside of the school
When Hagrid the hairy who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
He send me one little letter and my uncle got scared
And said we are moving away to a hut in the sea

I begged and pleaded with him the other day
But he packed our suitcases and drove us on our way
he gave me a slap and we got in the car
I put my glasses on and said I might as well kick it

the hut, yo this is bad,
Drinking rain water out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of the hut live,
Hmm this might be alright!

Hagrid broke the door down
told me i was a wizard
if anything I could say this man was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to Hogwarts

I pulled up to a Hogwarts about seven or eight
And I yelled to the train driver yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the wizard of Hogwarts

Harry wrote the entire song, the lyrics are totally original and totally fit to the music. We love the tune very well thought up by the wizard himself.

It is out in all good record shops near you Monday.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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