Exclusive: My Night Of Passion With Harry Potter

Written by Sophie Jayne

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

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Mum of two Katie Britton (22) talks exclusively to me about her steamy night with Harry Potter (18).

"I met him in a bar," she told me. "I knew who he was as I am a big film fan. I could see he was checking me out so I approached him. We didn't say much to each other, small talk is overrated. We were just two incredible passionate people up for a good time."

Potter took Katie back to his posh London apartment (he lives with his parents and just has a flat for casual one night stands). Once inside his apartment, the pair headed straight to the bedroom. Harry went to his wardrobe and changed into his boy wizard costume complete with glasses and wand.

"At first I was pessimistic," Katie laughed, "but you don't know how much a turn on it was. I was having passionate sex with Harry. I couldn't help but scream out his name."

Much to Katie's delight Daniel preformed the entire time in character, we can't divulge any more, you will have to find out yourself, but Katie can confirm that his magic wand is extremely big and that Harry Potter does not disappoint.

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