Boy Wizards Ronald Billius Weasly and Harry James Potter have become so concerned over the awful lives of chavs that they have decided to make their very original show in which they sort out chavy domestics.
"There is no show like it." Ron told us "Me and Harry will be able to sort out the chavs problems, we will be able to do DNA tests to tell the chavettes which of the nine possible dad's is the father of their sprog, we will be able to use lie detector tests and come to the conclusion that the chav has in fact cheated on the chavett."
The show will be completely live and be aired around eleven o'clock so that all the unemployed benefit fraudsters can watch it.
The show will begin as soon as Harry and Ron have finished at Hogwarts.