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Funny story: Con Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.

Con Conference: Theresa May Dances. Again. Kill Me.

Theresa May faced up to those poking fun at her at Conference today by actually doing the thing that she considers to be dancing onto the stage. The Prime Minister confronted perceived humiliations she has suffered recently, none more so than when...

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Funny story: Con Conference: Extra Pritt-Stick Ordered For Theresa May Speech

Con Conference: Extra Pritt-Stick Ordered For Theresa May Speech

Extra Pritt-Stick has been ordered to ensure Theresa May can only balls-up from speaking shite and not as well as the stage falling apart around her during her speech, ministers say. The previous Tory Conference was a spectacular screw-up for the...

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Funny story: Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

Conservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter

The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...

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Funny story: Nothing exciting found by physicists

Nothing exciting found by physicists

Disappointments such as the Higgs Boson particle which doesn't do anything at all and dark matter which you can't see, are causing dwindling numbers of young people to choose Physics at school and major in it at college. "The days when lasers were...

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Funny story: Conservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls

Conservative Conference : Prime Minister Fingers Balls

The last of the main three UK Political Party Conferences took place this week and with the sensational entertainment that followed it was less Conservative Conference and more Wild Get-Together. Like an orgy. In response to Labour's Ed Balls drop...

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Funny story: Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

Labour Conference: Balls at root of PM's Tiny penis...jibe

In a rousing, rapturous Labour Party conference where only three elderly members died, the shadow chancellor appeared a shadow of his current shadow self, until his startling observations brought the house down and lit up his rotund face. Ed Balls...

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Funny story: Conference North to be re-branded Conference UK

Conference North to be re-branded Conference UK

The sixth level of English Football, the Conference North, is to be re-branded as the Conference UK after teams from Oxford and Cambridge were added to the cannon of clubs partaking in the division. "We had a couple of teams from just north of Lon...

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Funny story: Stockport County Sign Danny Rowe to play alongside...Danny Rowe

Stockport County Sign Danny Rowe to play alongside...Danny Rowe

Stockport County, recently relegated from the league into non-league have signed Danny Rowe on loan from Fleetwood Town, a team from the other end of the Conference National to themselves. "We're near the bottom of the league," said manager Jim "T...

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Funny story: Government outline new environmental policy for businesses

Government outline new environmental policy for businesses

The ConDem coalition has completed the final draft of its new environmental policy for businesses. "The aim is to save resources, energy and time," said Minister In Charge Of Environmental Review Proceedings, Richard Wadd. "Following this policy w...

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Funny story: Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

Is the Bible about to be made more factual?

It is a source of great consternation to many Christians that the Bible, their holiest book, is more of a holey book. Now moves are afoot to correct some of the self contradictions and factual inaccuracies that riddle the tome. "The problems start...

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Funny story: Ed Miliband conference speech upsets people

Ed Miliband conference speech upsets people

The recent speech by Labour Party Leader, Ed Miliband, has caused furore, outrage, annoyance and even amusement amongst some supporters. Filled with words, sentences and on occasions, full paragraphs, the speech went on for almost an hour about lo...

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Funny story: AFC Wimbledon Fans Start Up Another New Club

AFC Wimbledon Fans Start Up Another New Club

AFC Wimbledon, which won promotion to the Football League yesterday after beating Luton 4-3 on penalties in the Conference play odd, has been shocked by the news that most of their supporters have left to form another club. AFC was only formed in...

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Funny story: Patronization Conference Attended By More Than Would Interest You

Patronization Conference Attended By More Than Would Interest You

Princeton, NJ: Elite Ivy League Educators, students, and a cross section of the nation's most powerful business and social leaders are meeting this week for the first annual "Patronization Expo," held just off the campus of scenic Princeton Universit...

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Funny story: Protester Disrupts 'Wellness' Conference

Protester Disrupts 'Wellness' Conference

A 'wellness' conference promoting a healthy lifestyle held in Mugford town hall was interrupted last night by a protester who claimed that the whole concept of 'wellness' was just another corporate con, engineered by the bourgeoisie in order to save...

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Funny story: Substandard Employee Maintains Charade of Competence With Conference Call Quips

Substandard Employee Maintains Charade of Competence With Conference Call Quips

Howard Logistics Assistant Freight Manager Mike Kostoff, who has consistently failed to demonstrate any meaningful understanding of freight logistics in his four years with the company, has nevertheless been able to manufacture a mostly positive repu...

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Funny story: "Doctor Death" speech devastates Bournemouth conference room

"Doctor Death" speech devastates Bournemouth conference room

Dr Philip Nitschke, nicknamed Doctor Death by the media, delivered his lecture today on the best ways to commit suicide. The aim of the lecture is to assist those with a serious illness, find a way to limit their own suffering. Unfortunately f...

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Funny story: Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

The CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, well known here on The Spoof has just this second relayed another world blockbuster regarding Mr Ahmedinejad (President of Iran) and his very best friend Mr Netanyahu (Prime Minsiter of Israel). This telephone conversation was tapped by ace CIA reporter Hansi Gobballs in the turkish baths (all steamed up) in downtown Geneva, Switzerland. Ahme...

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