The Reptiles Had a master plan

Funny story written by realism

Thursday, 1 November 2007

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The reptiles had a master plan, a plan to rule the world. They called their plan the right to vote let the mice think their in charge, however when the votings done the power will always be ours.

The gators will be politicians who write and pass the laws, the crocks will be Judges and Lawyers that enforce them one and all.

Serpants will be our advisors there'll be plenty of prey for us all. The mice will continue to go to the polls secure that their in control.

A short little ryme about reptiles politicians constituents and votes, about predators prey and mice that are blind who faithfully go to the polls.


The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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