Spoof Writer wants to be first to be rated with NO stars

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Sunday, 28 October 2007

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Could he be In Seine?

Hi, my name's In Seine; I'm disabled - I have no brain; and therefore no means of financial gain (that's why I write for TheSpoof.com).

When I write news, it causes no pain (not to me anyway!) And when all is said I'm not vain!

You see that's my first (and last) attempt at poetry and I am so bad at it, that this offering does not deserve any star ratings whatsoever!

I'm humble by nature and always speak my mind. I have never won anything in my life before (even after (fortysomething years of trying).

My heart's desire is to become the FIRST person in the history of TheSpoof to score nothing!

Surely this drivel is worth such an honour?


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