Hi, my name's In Seine; I'm disabled - I have no brain; and therefore no means of financial gain (that's why I write for TheSpoof.com).
When I write news, it causes no pain (not to me anyway!) And when all is said I'm not vain!
You see that's my first (and last) attempt at poetry and I am so bad at it, that this offering does not deserve any star ratings whatsoever!
I'm humble by nature and always speak my mind. I have never won anything in my life before (even after (fortysomething years of trying).
My heart's desire is to become the FIRST person in the history of TheSpoof to score nothing!
Surely this drivel is worth such an honour?
WILL YOU PLEASE HELP ME?
