My Modest Proposal

Written by metsfan4life

Monday, 10 September 2007

Over the recent years, Democrats have really bolstered the success of the United States, and we need to make sure they remain in power. Social Security is not only going to the fiery pits of hell, but at the rate we're going, social security will probably be designed to take money away from the retired. The government only has to come up with 200 billions dollars before this fiscal year ends to ensure the continuation of Social Security in the future. At least it helps to buy votes for democrats so we can keep them in power as long as possible.

I think impeaching President Bush would be a terrific idea. Once that happens, we can withdraw the troops and still blame the collapse of Iraq on him. The Democrats have shown fantastic plans of dealing with Iraq once we withdraw the troops. They may even put Hussein back in power, which will surely lead to Iraq becoming a Democracy like they wanted.

Once the United States turns into a Communist country maybe we can share tips with North Korea on how to make nuclear bombs and take away all human rights. As Hilary Clinton once said "We must stop thinking about the individual and start thinking about what is best for society". What another fabulous idea by Hilary Clinton. Let's take away all human rights and let the government control everything. That's what our founding fathers wanted right? The democrats are on such a roll they even rejected a plan to implement a voucher program that would grant a certain amount of money per family to spend on a school of their choice. But thank goodness this wasn't approved. That would have given way to much liberty to parents trying to give their children a good education.

I'm a huge fan of not protecting America's borders and allowing immigrants to migrate into the United States. The more illegal immigrants we have, the more opportunities the Democrats have to acquire votes.

I really look forward Hilary Clinton as being our next president. Implementing Communism in the United States will really get our economy flowing and she is the woman to do it!

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