Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 26 July 2007

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Lindsay is becoming better known for this than her acting

Lindsay Lohan straightened out the rumors that she was driving drunk, under suspension and in possession of cocaine.

In an email to Billy Bob Bush, of Enter Hollywood, she stated: "I am innocent…did not do drugs they're not mine. All right, this should stand up in court."

Lindsay's latest troubles coincidently are in parallel to her latest movie release, I Know Who Killed Me. In the film, Lindsay plays a stripper, (there's a stretch), that's abducted by a slasher. Could this all be a publicity stunt? Early predictions estimated Lohan's new film might do between 2 to 4 million on opening. With all this publicity estimates have jumped to 8 million. So bad press is better than no press.

Lindsay now faces two DUI's, two felony possession charges and a driving under suspension. My question is, haven't any of these girls heard of a taxicab? Duhhh!

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Lindsay Lohan, DUI

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