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Funny story: Mueller will adapt “I’m-loathe-to-get-into-that” comment for new plumbing and cleaning business

Mueller will adapt “I’m-loathe-to-get-into-that” comment for new plumbing and cleaning business

Intelligence agencies are expressing their admiration of the frequency of Mr. Mueller’s recent “I’m loathe to get into that” statements at a congressional hearing this week. Mueller avoided questions some 200 times in recent questioning before co...

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Funny story: Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Senator Grassley of Iowa, announced today that additional to testimony next week in the Kavanaugh affair, special memory testing procedures have been initiated. Not the same as lie detector testing, the new mem...

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Funny story: Trump Is Huge Flip Flopper But OK With Supporters

Trump Is Huge Flip Flopper But OK With Supporters

Donald Trump uses his audience's racial animus and rage to attack Hispanics, African and Middle Eastern Americans, and mocks women and disabled people with impunity. He plays to his supporters' fears and prejudices. His campaign has been based on b...

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Funny story: NBC issues memo: "Thou shalt not lie" (or, at least, get caught at it)

NBC issues memo: "Thou shalt not lie" (or, at least, get caught at it)

In the wake of Bri Willyums' spurious reports of the helicopter in which he was traveling having been shot down by Iraqi soldiers during his reporting of the war in 2003 and his lying about--that is, his "mistaken accounts" of--seeing...

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Funny story: After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night

After a Day of Spinning, Jay Carney Requires Nearly a Pharmacy to Sleep at Night

Washington, D.C. - After an average day of spinning details of current events to make the President look good, no matter how bad the situation, White House spokesman, Jay Carney, needs practically an entire pharmacy to help him sleep at night.

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Funny story: Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Ralph Nader Attacks G.M.'s CEO Barra

Consumer advocate and 2 time Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader, has sent a letter spoofing the University if Michigan's choice for Commencement Speaker. The AP has a copy of it and we make it available here. Dear Kelly Cunningham: I see that you are the Director of Public Affairs at The University of Michigan whose areas of responsibility are major initiatives, legal and reputational i...

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Funny story: The Subterranean Homesick News!

The Subterranean Homesick News!

Bad news is set to hit everyone this week as large swathes of armed robbery, parliamentary fraud and not to mention the worst weather since records began are due in the UK. It is predicted to be worse than the last time absolutely nothing at all hap...

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Funny story: Left ear better at detecting male lies

Left ear better at detecting male lies

To detect whether a man is telling the truth or lying, it's best to use your left ear, according to Dr Tilly Woppa of the Hearing Research Institute, Alabama. In over 75% of listeners tested, lie detection rates were better when listening through...

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Funny story: Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Aliens Abduct Digbeth Resident In Fiat Punto

Digbeth resident Harry Powell claims to have been abducted by aliens this morning. Mr Powell, 53, was eating cornflakes at his breakfast table, when he claims a small group of extra-terrestrial beings invaded his home and tried to force him in to...

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Funny story: Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

Report: "For real" now used solely when lying

New York, NY--According to a new report by Columbia University, the phrase 'For real', originally devised by inner-city dwellers to convey truthfulness or legitimacy, is now solely used as a device to feign emotions and disguise dishonesty. "Our s...

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Funny story: Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Nation's Economist Agree - Homeless Mans' Idea of how to Balance the Federal Budget Might Just Work

Solving the federal governments' budget dilemma has elicited innumerable ideas from economist and politicians over the years. These ideas, mostly election year platitudes designed solely to garner votes, lack any genuine chance of becoming reality in a harshly divided Congress. Democrats drone on about increasing taxes on the rich and corporations, while Republicans haughtily decree that endin...

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Funny story: Ask a 5 year old boy, they never lie...

Ask a 5 year old boy, they never lie...

Question: What is more fun for you, going to school or being with your brothers and sisters? 5 year old boy: I really like going to school, but my brothers and sisters are fun too! Question: Do you know who our president is? 5 year old boy: Yes, He is Barak Obama, a weakling south-sider Chicagoan who rose to power through the dirty dealing of Daly's political machine. Question: What wo...

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Funny story: Top 5 Hypocritical Bastards

Top 5 Hypocritical Bastards

(Defecated News) We love to hate them, but some turn it into an art form. Saying one thing, but doing the total opposite, and normally fucking innocent people over in the process. Here's my TOP 5 HYPOCRITICAL BASTARDS list: 5) BONO - jets around in big planes, but complains about governments doing the same. Twat. 4) ISLAM - Literally means 'religion of peace' - yeah, right! 3) DIAN...

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Funny story: The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...

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Funny story: Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Rep. Joe Wilson's Long History Of Random Yelling

Washington, DC - The Beatles - rock & roll legends, voice of a generation, liars. "I remember Joe screaming at his record player," said John Hill a longtime friend of South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson. Hill explains Wilson was upset by John...

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Funny story: Honesty Test is actually useful!

Honesty Test is actually useful!

An 'Honesty test' being trialled by a UK University has provided some surprising results which are now helping the UK Government in the fight against spies. Dr Miles Dempsey explains his team's attempt to prove the Honesty Test is not a complete...

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Funny story: Newspaper Lies!

Newspaper Lies!

The leader of a small village here in Peru, who asked that his name not be reported, told a reporter from ABC News this morning that he is sick and tired of periodicals like The National Enquirer, The Sun and others telling lies about his village.

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