NYPD to hire bullies

Funny story written by nikhil aka chelsea rulz

Sunday, 17 June 2007

N.Y: In what could see an increase in the number of bullies in schools all over New York, the NYPD has stated that from effect from 21st November, they were going to hire only bullies. When questioned on it, the top officials including high rank officers said: "The number of cops in are department are weak and when they have no guns or bulls, they tend to give up and act like sissy's.

When asked whether the way they'll see if a recruit is bully or no, they replied: "Yes, it is a good question. We have been working with the school administrators so that a bully in school gets a certificate stating the same. And when called for interview the recruits must provide these."

But people seemed quite upset with this idea. One of the people told reporters "If bullies are hired, there would be a tendency that they would even take advantage of common people like us and then instead of enforcing law and order, they would be enforcing crime and bullyism!"

As for us, let's just wait and see what happens to New York.

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