Written by Princess Poole

Saturday, 2 June 2007

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Fare Priced Service?

Red Rocket taxi company has announced plans to replace New York City's "green cabs" with their own Red Rockets. No longer will drivers waste fuel while sitting in traffic and following city streets. Red Rockets will simply fly over the traffic straight to the passenger's destination.

Many in New York approve after spending so much time sitting in congested streets. Others think the move will adversely impact those on a budget, who can not afford the $10,000 hourly rate. "It's not a problem, I don't know anyone who can't afford it," says NYC real estate agent Don Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: New York, Taxi

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