(New York) Rudy Giuliani's Presidential campaign released today what they're calling a top ten list of bad things that will happen if a democrat wins the next Presidential election. Democrats are calling the list a scare tactic, but haven't denied any of the claims.
- Your mother will die!
- Sanjaya will get his own music/variety show on network TV
- Rosie O'Donnell will be nominated for the Supreme Court
- Locusts will plague the earth
- Sheryl Crow will become head of Environmental Protection Agency
- You will go to hell for all eternity
- Old people will starve to death
- Gentlemen's clubs will open back up in New York City
- Spanish will become our official language
- The world will explode!
