Britney Tells Real Reason She Shaved Her Head

Written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 23 April 2007

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CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said ,

Britney: "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."
Reporter: "Won't that reflect badly on your image?"
Britney: "Who cares about image when you have millions of dollars?"
Reporter: "Well, I think you'll find that alot of people are going to be outraged by this statement. You'll look worse than Don Imus."
Britney: "Who's Don Imus?"
Reporter: "Never mind."
Britney: "Are you trying to say I'm stupid?"
Reporter: "You said it, not me."
Britney: "As long as you didn't say it, I guess it's ok. President Bush doesn't think I'm stupid. He invited me to his wedding to Tony Blair."
Reporter: "That figures."
Britney: "What figures?"

After the interview, Britney called her agent to make plans for her to attend the Bush/Blair wedding where she is expected to be the flower girl.

After hearing the interview, the cast of Saturday Night Live tore up a picture of Britney.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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