"I pledge, for the time being, allegiance, unless I change my mind later, to the flag of the United States Treasury, and to the Republic Democrat for which it stands: one world Nation under God [ or whoever or whatever alleves your guilt ] indivisible unless cheaper by the dozen, with Liberty to do whatever feels good and Justice for all who voted for the correct candidate (duh winnuh!), to be pai...
A report commissioned by PM Gordon Brown on British citizenship says that children leaving school should be encouraged to swear at the Queen, but, for obvious reasons, they should avoid the C-word...
I pledge allegiance to my wife...
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