Ed-E-torial Number 8: Meet Pete the Superhero.

Written by Ed E. Druckman

Tuesday, 12 December 2006

(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #8. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we interview Pete the Superhero."

Now, Pete is not your usual name for a superhero, but Pete isn't your usual superhero. While some superheroes have super sight, hearing or can stretch their arms out really far, Pete has every super power. That's correct, EVERY super power. So why hasn't he saved the world or at least Iraq? Well, Pete is agoraphobic.

I know what you're thinking. If he does have every super power, how can that be proven if he can't leave his apartment? That's why yours truly, Ed E. Druckman, putting on his best Mike Wallace game face, or at least Chris Wallace, asked Pete the tough questions.

Watch Ed-E-torial Number 8 on YouTube:

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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